I am the evil stepmum
in this wicked house of sin;
the girls they won’t come near here
when they know that I am in.

I boil frogs for breakfast,
is that why they won’t come?
I bathe in sticky serpent’s blood,
torture kittens just for fun.

I dress in red and black robes,
I wear my nails like claws;
hang trophies of my victims
on all my walls and doors.

Dear reader can you tell me
if this sounds far-fetched to you,
cos they really won’t come near me,
so it really must be true!